THIS... will not end well.

After years of analyzing, over-analyzing, and re-analyzing again, I've figured out the reason men cheat. Yes, I've finally discovered it.

Ladies, you're not going to be happy with my discovery....

The problem is us. It's not men. It's women. If women would wake up and realize that they control every interaction with those having the dangling chromosome, they too would come up with this conclusion.

My reasoning behind it?

Ladies don't realize they have the power to give it up or not to give it up. If we delay sex within any type of relationship, there's always some dumb broad around the corner willing to provide what we have decided to hold off on.

With this, we have un-intentionally given men complete and total control. Think about it for a second. Really think about it. There are books about it. Steve Harvey has written one of them in which he mentions the cookie is ultimately what every man is out for. If he's not getting the cookie from the person he's committed to, he's likely to head in the opposite direction. To where? To one of the millions of desperate women on this planet who are more than willing to give him the cookie.

Why? Women out-number men. Simple.

Solution? For the love of God and all that is Holy, ladies, keep your legs closed unless you have caught one of these men and he has proven he's worthy of the cookie. If these men not getting what they want don't have any alternatives other than their hand, they can't cheat.

That's also the perfect solution for women who cheat. Reverse it. Men, grab a bottle of lotion and stop giving it up to random women who may or may not be in a relationship.

If that's not enough for you to keep your legs closed, just keep in mind all the nasty, un-cureable diseases you can and will obtain from sexual encounters with other men.

If that's still not enough, go to your local health department and look at the chart that shows just how many people you've REALLY slept with by only having sex with one or two people.

If that's STILL not enough, I got two words for you....

AIDs KILLS!