What, Nashville wasn't big enough for you?



I have no idea what that thing is, but it looks fun, right?

This is not what I call fun... this is what I call a wide open can of 'piss you off.' I just know my coping skills don't work for the whole 'mad crowd, standing on top of everyone' crap.

Seriously? This is just sheer madness... my Spidey senses tell me so...

Oh wait!!! Let's throw some fantastic, 'possibly-hard-to-get-off' body paint to the mix. Sure, that makes it sound fun.

I don't know what this is all about, but it looks interesting.... maybe some sort of Samba thing? Whatever that is... I only know dances with no names....

Now THIS, I want to do. :) As long as all those crazy, rabid dogs holding me up don't pass out from opiate overdose or something before they send me on through the crowd.

[Insert picture of topless green girls here]

Really? Why don't they just take it ALL off? I'm sure they would look just as trashy. I'm just sayin'.

This is just stupid. Sheer madness doesn't even begin to describe it. And this picture? Yes, this one with the horrible 5 million car line there?? That was taken when traffic was GOOD on I-24.

And this would be when traffic was just absolutely .... there's no word to use without cursing while looking at that.... And what's with the dumbass high folks that don't stay inside their vehicle on the interstate?

Brings a whole new meaning to the activity, muddin', don't it?

This is what REALLY happens on the side of the interstate when they are supposed to be in line. Except, picture these same stupid girls on the OTHER side of the vehicles, playing in the right lane of the busy interstate instead of in their vehicles where they SHOULD be on the shoulder of the interstate.

Bonnaroo, I hate you, and I'll be glad when all the stinky, brainless individuals travel back to their homeland.

As if the pictures weren't enough.... Us locals DO have to go grocery shopping on occasion, assholes. Someone should burn Manchester Wal-Mart to the ground for allowing this bullshit. That's all I'm saying. Sheer madness....

Blogophilia 15.4 Topic: "Sheer Madness"




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