BIG GOVERNMENT. SMALL BRAINS.

 

I had to. I just had to start it off like that. It was a must. Why? Because, it’s amusing.

Simple. Start simple, and what’s a more simple way to start than with small brains?

Kidding, only kidding. Okay, so maybe I’m not.

On to the more important topics…

Did you know that a full coke can, when left in a hot vehicle, will look like this the next morning?

I didn’t until I entered my brand new vehicle only to scrub hot, dried-up, sticky coca-cola off the center console.

 

Oh, be glad I started off with the coke can. And be even more glad when you see what I’m finishing with.

Did you know one of those jars CAN fit in a man’s no-no region?

I didn’t… at least until today when the peer pressure I received to watch 1 man 1 jar really kicked in. Don’t watch it (okay now that I’ve told you not to, you’re probably going to).

Remember two girls one cup? Did you see it? If so, THAT’S why you shouldn’t watch one man, one jar. Almost just as vomit-inducing, or possibly even more so. I seriously wish I had looked halfway decent so I could’ve done an official Rachelle reaction video for the occasion.

And to kind of ease things down a little…

Did you know that giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law in the state of Tennessee?

Oh, and one of my absolute all-time favorites – in the state of Tennessee, driving is not to be done while asleep. You can find the last two along with dumb laws for your state at Dumblaws.com.

See yesterday’s topic below or by clicking the pic…
Haha, it was a government bashing day… well sort of. :)