HA! HE HAS TO CUDDLE TONIGHT – DAY 4

TRUE OR FALSE?



* A relationship will help you feel better about yourself – FALSE

If you can’t make yourself feel better about yourself then don’t expect anyone else to do it for you. We all like to hear compliments from others, but don’t depend on them to feel good about yourself. Life’s going to be extremely complicated for you if you do.


DISNEY IS EVIL



* I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it a hundred times more—DISNEY IS EVIL. Disney screwed over everyone’s minds at an early age, and adult media continues to aide in the screwing process as we grow up. This is not a movie. The knight in shining armor is not waiting on the other side of the white picket fence atop his gorgeous white horse with a flowing white mane. It just doesn’t work out that way.


GUYS



* Self-gratification is possible and contains many rewards. You don’t have to mess with the whole let’s cuddle and talk about feelings mess that sometimes comes when females are involved.


LADIES



* Screw little skimpy, uncomfortable Victoria’s Secret business. This year, you can go for the t-shirt and sweatpants. It makes that big tub of chocolate ice cream taste a hell of a lot better when you’re not worried about how far your tummy is pooching out of your little see-through nighty.


SOMETHING YUMMY FOR YOUR TUMMY



* Okay, so I’m fully aware many of you single ladies will be munching down on some chocolate come Valentine’s Day. Men, you should try it out sometime. It’s definitely a comfort food. :) So here’s a good chocolate flavored recipe for your V-Day comfort munching. :)

Chocolate Hearts

Chocolate Hearts Recipe:

10 ounces (280 grams) semisweet chocolate or milk chocolate, cut into small pieces

3 cups (90 grams) Rice Krispies^® cereal

Chocolate Hearts: Butter, or spray with a non stick vegetable spray, an 8 inch (20 cm) square baking pan.

Place the chocolate in a double boiler or in a heatproof bowl set over a saucepan of simmering water. Stir until melted then remove from heat. Gently stir in the Rice Krispies^® cereal until evenly coated. Immediately pour the mixture into your prepared pan and lightly pat until even. Place in the refrigerator until set. Cut into squares, hearts, or other shapes. Can be stored in the refrigerator for several days.

Makes 1 - 8 inch (20 cm) pan.

Read more: http://joyofbaking.com/ChocolateHearts.html#ixzz0ezseRXmz

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* Valentine's Day Jokes


NAVIGATION

* Day 3
* Day 2
* Day 1