Do you constantly leave the toilet seat up? Are you constantly trying to keep the toilet seat down? No need to worry about it this year. You’re single! Who gives a shit if it’s left up or down?! This statement, of course, doesn’t really apply to those with children, parents, or siblings of the opposite sex living in the same home.
IT’S MY PARTY, I CAN CRY IF I WANT TO
* Need something perfect to do on Valentine’s day this year? Throw a big “single’s party.” It’s simple. You invite all your single friends, have them invite all their single friends, and so on and so on. Who knows, maybe you can play matchmaker. :)
ALTERNATE VALENTINE’S DAY IDEAS
* Hey, why don’t you just pretend it’s NOT Valentine’s day. First thing that morning, get up, put on your old costume you wore at Halloween this past year, and run around with a little Halloween pumpkin yelling “trick or treat” at everyone. :) Sure, you may get a few stares, but just make sure you tell everyone THEY are the confused individuals, not you.
LADIES:
* Think of it this way: you can have sexual gratification at any time and not just when some sports game is over.
GENTS:
* No mood swings and no tampon wrappers… need I say more?
DESPERATES NEED APLLY
* Okay, so you just really can’t stand the fact that you have no significant other in your life, right? You just want me to get through all the nonsense B.S. and tell you how to do it? Fine, since you’re sooooo damn desperate, here goes.
* Match.com
* Plenty of Fish
* Single Parents Meet
* Chemistry.com
* Singles Net
* Seek Buddies
* Be Naughty
* Finding Singles
* Dating Shore
Are you happy now?
LINK
*Going Solo on Valentine's Day
NAVIGATION
* Day 2
* Day 1
* Welcome Message
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