You see that pitiful little couple sitting over there at the quaint little table in the corner? Yea, that one. Those two people have no idea who they are. Why? Because they don’t have time to find out like you do!
A RELATIONSHIP DOESN’T DEFINE ME
* By being single, you have the ability and the time to really dig down deep and figure out who you are as a person. A relationship doesn’t define you. A relationship doesn’t define anyone whether they’re single or not. Be proud of that. Celebrate you! Celebrate the fact that you actually have the ability to figure out who you are without anyone else standing in the way. :)
THEY THINK IT’S TRUE, BUT IN REALITY, IT’S B.S.
* One myth is that if a person is single, it means something is wrong with them or that they’re a failure. WRONG. It just means they’re smart. :) Know why? Because that man sitting in the theater right now with some hot chic cuddle up underneath his arm is stepping out on his girlfriend of 10 years. Now, HE has something wrong with him. Or that lady waiting by a candlelit dinner in nothing but a neck tie for her beau to get there from work (with her two children in the bed and her husband away on a business trip) has something wrong with her! That couple out to dinner doing nothing but fighting over emails, text messages, phone calls, bills, cleanliness of their house, and children have something wrong with them. You, my dear, are just fine. :) It’s all the losers who don’t bother to notice that who have something wrong with them. :)
FOR THE UN-BITTER, YET BUMMED INDIVIDUALS
* So I did one blog basically for the bitter individuals and things they could do on Valentine’s Day. You know if you read it. If not, go find it. :) Otherwise, put away the Halloween costume you were going to take my advice on before and go to dinner and movies with a friend. Go bowling. Go skating. Do something fun and avoid the mushy gushy stuff.
IGNORE FACEBOOK
* This wasn’t going to be all that bitter, until I read the 5,000th status message on Facebook saying to change your profile picture to you and your spouse and your status message to how long the two of you have been together. Trust me, stay off of Facebook until some clown decides to change the status messages that are flooding the Facebook community. Or, do like I did and go to Faceinhole.com and find a hot celebrity couple and place your face in the hole. You know the drill. :) This Valentine’s day, Robert Pattinson and Edward Cullen are my secret lovers. ;) But, shhhh don’t tell them about each other. They don’t know I’m seeing both of them yet. ;)
RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS
* Come on now, you know you’re not the only single individual this year. Find others you know or don’t know who are single this time around and do something nice for them. Send them a Valentine’s day card signed by their “secret admirer.” :)
LINK
* Single on Valentine's Day?
NAVIGATION
* Day 4
* Day 3
* Day 2
* Day 1
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