Saturday, February 6, 2010

OFFICIAL COUNTDOWN TO D-DAY, I MEAN V-DAY, FOR SINGLES – DAY 1


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You’re not married, but everyone around you is? That hussy promised to be your best friend. She promised you two would get married at the same time. You each promised as long as one was single, the other would be. That liar! How dare she break a promise the two of you made to each other back in second grade!

LADIES KEEP YOUR HEADS UP

* You can go the next week without shaving your legs. Best part is, if your luck is anything like mine, NOT shaving your legs for an entire week or so actually brings with it a reason TO shave your legs.



FELLA’S,

* Why are you guys even here? You should all be THANKFUL you don’t have a whiny broad to nag you about the wrong flowers you spent money on to give her. Hey! You guys can SAVE money! Guess I’ll be seeing you all at Wal-Mart to purchase that new $50 X-Box game you’ve been whining about. :)



MYTH

* Single equals lonely – NOT. If you’re lonely, it’s because you choose to be. You can’t label yourself as lonely just because you don’t have a regular bed buddy. I’m sure your friends and family will enjoy hearing that you feel as if you have no one in your life.



SINGLE PERSON’S ACTIVITY

* Arts and crafts day – make little hand-made cards and what not for your family and friends. It’s a cute, little-kid type thing to do, but it’s fun. You can find all kinds of Valentine’s Day arts and crafts online. Google them and have fun! :)



LINK

* Single on Valentine's Day: Survival Guide

NAVIGATION

* Welcoming Message


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