It’s the one day a year dedicated to making single people around the country fully aware of their singleness—or at least that’s how some people feel about the day of love.
FUN FACTS
* I read online today that there is actually a holiday in Spain the day after Valentine’s day for those who are single or recently broken up with. I’m not sure how close to the truth this is, but maybe we could make this a possibility in our country? :)
FOR THE BITTER
* Steps to surviving Valentine’s day (commence with steps at your own risk)
1. Get beer and/or hard alcohol
2. Drink beer and/or hard alcohol
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 every ten minutes for about an hour
4. Commence drunk texting with every male whose number you’ve ever had that you think is a douche – which could possibly even be those you never saw as a douche before you began step 1.
ANTI-VALENTINE’S DAY PRANKS
* Grab some close friends, visit each major restaurant in town, and mentally point out a targeted couple at each place. Tell the waiter it’s their birthday if the restaurant makes a big ordeal out of birthdays, or simply walk up to one person in the couple and make a huge scene about how you are just absolutely hurt that he or she would take this other hussy instead of you out for a romantic Valentine’s day dinner. Then proceed to the movie theater where you will begin to throw popcorn at every couple in the movie. (Disclaimer: This blogger is not responsible for any amount of time a person spends in jail for following these tips for Valentine’s Day pranks.)
BE A SUCCESSFUL SINGLE
* Don’t put your life on hold waiting for a relationship to happen. You might be able to put a lot of things in life on hold, but unfortunately, you can’t put aging on hold. If you put your life on hold, when your asked on Judgement Day just what you did, you will honestly be able to respond with “nothing at all.”
LINK
* Anti-Valentine's Gear
NAVIGATION
* Day 1
* Welcome Message
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